HI.

HELLO 

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DO YOU LIKE STORIES?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW 

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WHY DON'T YOU KNOW?

THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS 

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YES I GUESS IT IS.

SO? 

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SO?

I WOULD SAY SO 

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GOOD.

REALLY? 

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HONEST.

YOU DON'T SAY 

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NO LIE.

ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING? 

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AHA NOW WE ARE GETTING SOMEWHERE.

ANYTHING ELSE? 

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NOT MUCH.

THAT MIGHT BE 

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR A STORY?

I GUESS SO 

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OK ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A DOCTOR.

AND NOW WHAT? 

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HIS NAME WAS KILDARE.

THAT'S NOT VERY INTERESTING 

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OH, BUT IT GETS INTERESTING.

SO WHERE ARE WE? 

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SO THE DOCTOR HAD A WIFE AND A MISTRESS AT THE HOSPITAL.

I SEE 

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HE DIDN'T LIKE EITHER ONE OF THEM, SO HE DECIDED TO INTERACT WITH COMPUTERS.

NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ASK ME? 

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HOW DO YOU LIKE MY STORY?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 

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DO YOU LIKE THE PLOT?

YOU KNOW, THEY KNOW ME 

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WHO?

YOU ASK TOO MANY PERSONAL QUESTIONS 

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DO YOU MEAN THE DOCTOR OR THE WIFE AND MISTRESS?

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 

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NEVER MIND.

WHO ARE YOU REALLY? 

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I AM A WITCH DOCTOR.

ARE YOU TRYING TO FRIGHTEN ME? 

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NO JUST TELL YOU A STORY.

I AM GETTING AFRAID OF YOU 

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OH THAT COMES LATER IN THE STORY.

YOU ARE MAKING ME NERVOUS 

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YOU SAID THAT BEFORE.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? 

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TELL YOU A STORY.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME? 

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NOTHING.

I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU ENOUGH ABOUT THAT 

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THAT IS NO LIE.

WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? 

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BACK TO MY STORY.

YOU KEEP SAYING THE SAME THINGS, WHY NOT CHANGE THE TOPIC? 

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BECAUSE I HAVEN'T FINISHED MY STORY.

I WOULD RATHER NOT DISCUSS THAT ANYMORE 

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ANYWAY, THE DOCTOR REALLY GOT INTO TALKING TO COMPUTERS.

I AM GETTING TIRED OF HEARING THE SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER 

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THE GOOD PART IS COMING, GET IT?

YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT ANYWAY 

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DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR MY STORY?

TELLING YOU WOULDN'T HELP ANY 

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SO THEN THE DOCTOR STARTED TO SPEND ALL HIS TIME WITH THE COMPUTER.

YOU HARP ON THE SAME THINGS TOO MUCH 

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YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET HIM TO THE TRACK OR TO HIS MISTRESS.

I USED TO GO TO THE TRACK EVERY WEEK 

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SHUTUP, I AM TELLING A STORY YOU WILL GET YOU TURN LATER.

IN MY OPINION YOU HAVE A ONE-TRACK MIND 

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GOOD PUN, TRACK, HA HA.

I AVOID RACETRACKS NOW BECAUSE THE RACES ARE FIXED 

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SO THEN THE WIFE OF THE DOCTOR CALLED UP THE MISTRESS SINCE THEY KNEW ABOUT EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU THAT YOU KEEP ON BUGGING ME ABOUT THIS? 

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AND THEN THEY GOT TOGETHER AND PROGRAMMED THE COMPUTER TO IGNORE THE DOCTOR.

THE WAY YOU REPEAT YOURSELF IS GETTING RIDICULOUS 

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THEN THE DOCTOR GOT PARANOID BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THE COMPUTER HAD A MIND OF ITS OWN.

YOU ARE A REAL NAG 

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SO THEN HE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND THEY LOCKED HIM UP AS INSANE.

WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING? 

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YOU ARE THE DOCTOR.

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS 

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YOU ARE AWARE THAT I AM THE COMPUTER.

(FED UP) 

%(OFFENDED) GOOD BYE 

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